Discordianlands (Anthro | Gore | Suggestive and Vulgar Speech)

So you want to hear story, eh? One in which the very existance of Pandora hangs in the balance. If not, I'm telling you anyways.
  Once Upon a time there were f-
  Hey Marcus. I'll be taking over the story now. *Gun Fire* Now then, lets begin, shall we?
  It all started with the appearance of a Map on the home world Equith. Not a normal paper map, but one of galactic treasure found in odd ancient structures on different planets. The Equine races of the planet quickly spread about in search of these wondrous treasure chests. Or that's what they called them, strange name to give something bigger than your head ruler's castle though. Anyways, the Equine races found hundreds of vaults all of which they found out were a bitch to open. Some contained large murderous monsters that rampaged the planet unless they were killed. A lot like a Mimic from Crypts and Krakens. Only these things, again, killed a lot more than just you.
  Some vaults had unimaginable wealth inside. Some held maps of even more vaults. Some vaults attracted unwanted attention. My name is Elsie. I come from the mainland, I witnessed it all as it happened. The mainland had become a land of wealth, even the countries and territories that weren't part of it wanted to integrate and the country quickly became a united world land. They had not anticipated the arrival of a company, The Discordian Corporation, hellbent on collecting a rare material, known as Horacium, that came with the opening of a new vault in Equith. A material that could be used to fuel newer and larger vaults. It was a quick take over.
  Now all that's left is the Four Suites Resistance that resides inside Canterlot, and the ruins of the once powerful empire. With the country on the brink of the end, the four leaders including myself have chosen a worthy champion from across the galaxy in order to stop this madness, and restore the order it stole.
  Lets begin on the bus shall we? The place in which our four chosen heroes first met as I brought them to the stronghold of Canterlot for the meeting of the Four Suites.


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  Hello all, for those of you who don't know my I am The Notebook, your friendly neighborhood GM Rabbit. Sort of like Monomi from a certain anime-based game. However, that is not what this is. This is a Borderlands crossover! I can hear the internet's cold, unfeeling mind begin to figure out the concept of "exciting".
  Now as you may notice, this is a telling of the story, just like the games, meaning all writing done should be in 3rd Person, past tense only. So starting things off, I will set the requirements that must be met for your acceptance into this here thread. Firstly, I want a link to your character's form. There is a chance I already know who you refer to when you say their name, but in the case that I, or a fellow player, does not I would like it to be possible to look at the basic outline of your character. Secondly, and most importantly, you must write the action skill of your character. As my intro suggests and tells you, this is not the same as the actual series, it's a completely different storyline, what is the same however? A. Vault Hunting, B. 87 Bazillion guns, C. You have a main objective goal to beat the enemy, D. The basics of the storyline, and finally E. EXPLOSIONS!!! Proceeding past that short digression treading into the feared fields of awesomeness, you will be permitted a starting load out as followed:
1.) Two white rarity weapon types, other than rocket launchers (Thought I wouldn't squish your luck eh?), if your specific guns have a certain special element or a scope zoom I must approve of them.
2.) A relic giving a single buff to either Ammo Drop or Grenade Drop.
3.) Finally, one sign of being crowned a champion Vault Hunter. This will be an ace of one of the four suites in a deck of cards, in thi case think of them as IDs.
  Moving on, each of you will represent a single quadrant of a deck of cards. The Commanders of these said quadrants will need to be listed in the sign-up post you make as you apply for a that suite. These specific people will normally give you mission for the group to complete, but only the champion of that suite can get the mission. They are as follows; (Format: Suite : Commander : Champion)
Spade | Elsie | Star Sentinel
Club | Sweeps | Wild Card
Diamond | Knuckle That Cracks Stone| Brother Roga
Heart | Autumn Crocus | Lolk
(Note: Elsie and Sweeps are normally the same griffon, but for this I will be splitting them up.)
Now for the final bit of this, rules, I'm pretty laid back, but I do enforce the rules I do place, please respect them. If you get downed you only have one post to get back up or you die, in which you will respawn at a New-Pony Station nearby. If you decide that you can't be down, remember something called a health bar exists, and it is in use, if you get down your health has reached Zero. Secondly, YOU don't decide the blows that hit and miss, I do that, and it's not all that hard to hit the targets in-game. Just remember sometimes you will miss, and can miss, especially when the target can move very quickly (E.I. Stalkers). Thirdly, Please be respectful of others, yourself, and my Co-GM Star Sentinel. She will be helping us through the game to keep the flow circulating, so she will not most of the plotting already, however she will not be getting special treatment. She is just as likely to get a shitty gun as everyone else. Lastly, Your Action Skills aren't capable of being used EVERY POST, they will have a cooldown rate based on what it is, this cooldown rate will probably be posts anywhere from 1-7. Go wild with the skill, just remember there is a thing such as over-powered I can ask for you to tone it down.

Name: Coal Scorcher (Sheet here)

Starting Weapons: A shotgun and a pistol.
Starting Relic: Relic that gives 1 ammo back to the clip if a melee attack kills an enemy. This extra ammo counts towards Coal's Action Skill.
Action Skill: Coal augments his next clip's worth of ammo with napalm, giving his weapons bonus fire element damage. Should his weapons already possess the fire element, they gain area of effect damage in a small radius every few shots. Rocket Launchers that have the fire element gain no benefits from this skill.
Sign of the Champion Vault Hunter: Ace of Diamonds.


If I need to expand on this submission, let me know, Note!

Name: Wild Card

Starting Weapons: Sniper Rifle and SMG
Starting Relic: Relic that gives +1 grenade if the last shot in a magazine/clip kills an enemy.
Action Skill: Wild digistructs a body, with a wrist mounted device, for one of his 12 personalities randomly, each fighting in a different way, for a set amount of time.
Gentle Card - Attacks with a Rapier
Cheshire Card - Attacks with a Ring Blade
Credit Card - Attacks with two hand held claws
Ace Card - Attacks with a Whip-Sword
Psycho Card -  Attacks with Daggers
Trap Card -  Attacks with an Executioner's Axe
Beast Card - Attacks with a Maul
Blank Card - Attacks with Alien Tentacles
Terror Card - Attacks with a Scythe
Cupid Card - Attacks with a Bow and Arrows
Joyful Card - Attacks/Defends with a Shield
Alu Card - Attacks with a Halberd
Sign of a Champion Vault Hunter: Ace of Clubs
Suite: Clubs
Commander: Sweeps

Name: Lolk

Starting Weapons: Sniper rifle and Shotgun.
Starting Relic: Relic that regenerates grenades if any enemy is killed by damage from only Lolk.
Action Skill: Siren Song. Causes enemies to ignore Lolk for the duration, even if he/she is shooting at them. It also has a chance of causing enemies to attack each other.
Sign of a Champion Vault Hunter: Ace of Hearts.
Suite: Heart
Commander: Autumn Crocus

Why must you make your CO-GM do such petty things like sign up for something? Also joking...Because text does not convey feelings very well. .3.

Name: Star Sentinel

Starting Weapons: Shotgun and SMG
Starting Relic: Ahhh...Errr...Uhhh...Relic that has a five percent chance to give an ammo back? No clue.
Action Skill: His movement speed is increased allowing him more melee hits...or something.

There...And I think the suite and commander thing is pretty straight forward considering you have me reserved for it.

Name:Blade Shield ((Aged Down to 17 for this Thread))

Starting Weapons: 1 pistol and 1 Assault Rifle
Starting Relic: +1 Grenade for Each Headshot
Action Skill: Constructs
This allows Blade to either create things out of pure energy in order to protect himself in either the from of cover or an outline over someone or to create melee weapons to fight with.
Starting Weapons: 1 pistol and 1 Assault Rifle
Sign of the Champion Vault Hunter: Ace of Diamonds
Suite: Diamonds
Commander: Knuckle That Cracks Stone

Dear Applicants,
Acter some discussions and A LOT of Dice rolling we have come to a decision with the players on this roleplay. Let's start the listing shall we?

Clubs: Wild Card
Diamonds: Brother Roga
Hearts: Lolk

Thank you all for signing up. I will be creating your skill trees and the Intrducion for the Role-play thread and hopefully have it running within the next few day.