Lights! Camera! Porn Star!  Season 1: Nightmare Naughties! (Private)

Sugary nodded time and again as he grasped the point of the game, and with the controls given, he felt he could manage proper. Ultimately, he'd pick Mario, because he reminded him so much of the epic hero. Also, he liked the color red; Coincidentally, he picked a very balanced choice to start the races as. "Okay... Let's do this then!" He was fired up and ready to play. Kinda...

The 'cup' is chosen, aiming for the Rainbow Cup. Seems our intrepid hero is being dunked right into the deep waters as these are the four most difficult tracks in the game.

A creature riding a cloud appears, holding a set of racing lights which slowly count down from red, through a trio of yellows, and ending at green. Once they hit green, the race begins.

(("Big Blue"))

And so it began! Sugary pressing that throttle button for all it was worth, excitedly snorting as the racers took off, was already having fun with the experience. It would also come to show his lack of experience with the game as he didn't quite know where to go with so many colors about, but was able to follow the others competently enough. He also had a habit of just blindly shooting off whatever items he got since he didn't know which did what. He also had the odd habit of moving and leaning along with the controller to immerse himself better.

Toriel, in contrast, had already sent Haley and Tytanna flying. A red shell in her grasp had already taken aim at Sugary's cart. with a sinister giggle, she let the seeking missile loose, aiming right for sugary's ass.

Sugary would also fall victim to the onslaught, but fortunately the game only ended when all got to the finish line, so it was okay for now...

Later on, however, he'd at times find himself glancing at the others, especially Toriel who had been particularly aggressive, even when she was winning. He was, however, picking up better on what did what, and happily sent a trio of green shells towards a narrow tunnel towards them. He would feel no shame in celebrating going up in place if he passed any of them.

Haley's speed let her dodge the shells, and Bowser, though struck, was able to recover fast thansk toh is heavy weight lessening the blow, though she was still passed in the race. Toriel, however, was still ahead of the pack, intentionally trailing the first place racer by a few kart-lengths.

It was neck and neck, Sugary having caught up with the rest more easily as he bumped karts with the others while trying to go through, but Toriel was still ahead. How well he managed to catch up was up to his luck and that of the others, but he didn't shy away from making smarter shots and turns and dashes over time as the game went on... His grin was an excited one still as he snorted again...

Toriel held a stioc face, keeping her plans hidden. But a few meters before the ed of the final lap, she slowed down, slightly, just enough that Sugary may just get past her.

Sugary saw it! A chance to go ahead! He had no idea what was about to happen but he floored it anyway and went straight ahead, the taste of victory right before him, annnd.......

Toriel tapped her item-use button, right behind Sugary. Unleashing the most feared weapon in the MArio Kart series. its Fatman its Ultima, its Masamune.


The Blue Shell!

Heartache. Sugary felt betrayed and bamboozled as all passed him by, groaning as he fell back to the carpet in defeat, neighing pathetically for that one race...

It was then the final lap of the final stage to decide the winner. Through trial and error, all four players were near evenly matched in points, Sugary had steadily kept improving his reflexes, and wasn't as easy to fool. He was magically floating a bit in the air out of tension, focus solely on the screen before him with a near manic grin.

So far Toriel and Sugary both had one point, with Haley having gotten a lucky win on the third track.

But now it was the grand finale, the hardest track in the game.

Rainbow Road.

What dirty-yet-technically-legal tricks did Toriel ahve up her sleeve THIS time????

Right from the get-go, it looked like Toriel would try to get the better of them with a cheap gap jump that Sugary was too inexperienced to try reliably, and so he just did his best to relentlessly get every speed boost, dodge every obstacle coming from ahead, and try to get lucky along with the rest in the back to force the aggressive gamer to slow down repeatedly with a constant barrage of items sent her way.

Toriel worked to keep her advantage, dodging chomps, falling stars, and treacherous jumps.

however, there was one secret weaon that even her immense lead couldn't save ehr from.

The Blue Shell

And guess what sugary just got....

There wasn't much thinking, just some fast button pressing for whatever item he got, and so he saw it, the Blue Shell, making its way from his position towards Toriel. If he was extra lucky, he might hit someone else along with her. If he was doubly lucky, he just might get a star along the way too... The faces he made as he flailed his legs in the air were priceless.

Toriel heard the telltale sound of the Blue Shell...a split second too late, she had already made the jump for the final lap, to try and do the leap of faith again.  And like a rocked out of no-fucking-where, the Blue Shell sent her flying airborn....over endless space.

"......wat."

So it went! The stallion giggled mischievously as he and the others went leaps and bounds ahead. Bumps, bruises, explosions, and mad dashes would follow for a fair race to the finish line. Who would come out on top? Would anyone try to cheat? Would the power go out? Will the police ever find out who the loud titans were? The tension in the air was so very thick...

that it could SNAP like a rubber band! And it did, when the telltale scream of another Blue Shel was heard, blasting every racer one after another. Toriel's last act of despertion struck home...but it was too late. Sugary hd already crossed the finish line a split second ebfore the shell hit, followed by haley, Tytanna, and Torial herself, the AI racers taking up the ass end once again.

"YES!!" And so, Sugary belly-flopped to the ground again as the tension went away and excitement for victory came along. It was close, it was fun, and he was loving every moment of it as he cheered for himself briefly. Of course, how well would the larger females and one who could stretch take the loss was unknown to him as he gingerly looked at the screen results.

"Toriel's stoic face, finally, broke, "OK THAT was fun!" She giggled happily, Tytanna and haley laughing happily at the rush of a dman good game.

Peaceful victory. No wrestling, so all was as well as could be expected. Sugary then sat upright and stretched with a smile on his face still. "Good thing I'm used to precision controls as is, or that might've been impossible for me. So, what's next? Another round? More games? Board games?" He looked around, still as eager as ever. He didn't think spending time with a pornstar would be so relaxing. Clearly, he was humbled by the hospitality so far.

A bout of chittering came from haley again, a gleeful grin on her face...followed by toriel going beet red.

"So....Strip poker?"

Sugary blinked, flicked an ear lightly, and gently swayed his tail before he spoke with a soft and level voice. "... We already played strip D&D this morning, so I don't see why not." He was okay with it still, though he barely had any more pieces of clothing now that he did in the morning. Three loses, and he'd be bare once more. He waited for the game to begin...

Toriel dealt out the cards, before the door got thoroughly banged on....and down.

"Well, there goes the security deposit..."

"MATER MARIA HAS ARRIVED!!!!!"



"Oh lordy..."

"SQUEE!"

"Greeeeat." Tytanna sighed, "Well, you're jsut in time, we were about to play some strip poker...care to join? Also, you're fixing that dman door before you leve."

"HUZZAH! Raunchy card games!" Maria, a MASSIVE nightmare moon-esque..thing, bound into the room, shakign the ENTIRE FUCKING BUILDING with each stomping step, before plopping her ass into a chair, the kitchen chair vanishing beneath her bodacious butt-cheeks, massive semi-hard dong flopping onto the table in front of her.

((Home Improvement))

"... Whu...?" Sugary had felt it, the approach of something big, but his eyes nearly left his skull when he saw the golem make her way through the door and wall into their room a lot faster than he anticipated. He would've acted more defensively were it not for the more casual tone the others had at the moment.

All he could do was stare constantly in dumbfounded awe at Maria, hoping from the ground as she sat down. And all he could say as he stared was. "... She has no clothes to play strip poker with..." Then he shook his head and looked at the door, frantically making his way towards it to levitate it back up. Last thing he wanted was for the neighboors to peek inside for too long. He sighed after holding the wall in place with a spell for the time being and sat back down to greet their latest guest. "Um... Good evening, Miss...?? Name's Sugary Market." He figured he should at least try to be polite with the bodacious golem, though how such a thing got this far through the building, he could only guess.