Determined Dances with Triangles /Sign-up?/

Welcome, welcome. Enter, if you dare. Yes, enter the carousel of red velvet cake. Wheeeee~!
This will be an adventure thread, with very light horror under/over/whateverthefucktones. I spent all night with no sleep playing undertale and looking up gravity falls stuff, so who knows what the fuck this will evolve into!
*You called for help.
*But nobody fucking came.

Aaaaaaaanyways, onto making your sign-up!
You must sign up a character. This character will have the fresh decapitated corpse of one of your other characters, and an item of the players choosing. Yes, any item. Keep in mind, the more game-breaking it is, the more likely it will be to malfunction, and the less time you'll get before it becomes totally incapable of affecting the game, or "Completely bedazzled"*. All items will eventually become completely bedazzled (bedazzle a shirt, or a hat!), but sensible ones can last until the very end of the game!

Have fun! Try not to die! I need your business.
*the more fabulous something is, the less anchored to reality it is!

Oooookay...this looks like a fever dream RP on acid. Sounds fun.

I'll throw in Bloodstone with the decapitated corpse of Poisoned Coil (Probably to be made into the best belt ever).

Bloodstone wears a set of silver colored horseshoes called the Dance Machines, which aid in dancing, keeping balance while dancing, keeping proper hoof placement while dancing, and dancing faster as a result.

Okay, so Edda Epic with the corpse of Pykewright.

And since I'm lazy, just straight copy-pasting from my reference doc for Fate/Pony, after I check that it's written correctly...seems good enough, but it's missing appearance of the item itself...so, doodoodoo, progress...

EDITED
Edda has happened upon the greatest item ever, as exemplified by it's glorious appearance.

Item:

It is, and one might guess, a checkbook. A checkbook with an infinite number of cheques (strictly speaking, there are always 20 checks in the book. Tearing one out causes a new one to spontaneous generate in the back of the book), and with an infinite supply of credit; a written-out and endorsed check (endorsement made by whoever is currently in possession of the book) may be exchanged for what is stated in the sum box at any financial institution (e.g., a bank) or, lacking any immediately available such institutions, hydrogen atom. Sums are returned in the most convenient non-cheque form (e.g., pre-loaded debit cards, bits, banknotes), and may only be made to direct deposit while at a valid financial institution (i.e., a bank), not at a participating proton-electron pair.
The above facts are written on the inside of the checkbook in permanent marker, though worded far more fluidly, cursively, and referring to "This chequebook" rather than "a checkbook". It is also implied in said scribblings that using the checkbook to commit bribery (especially bribery involving ridiculous sums) will results in a 'karmic blowback', but such concepts are simple fantasy and any amount of being fucked over for messing with the checkbook probably has more to do with anyone who discovers its nature being willing to murder its current owner for it than it has to do with any sort of universal sense of irony.

I'm going to use my character Verde Tin with the decapitated corpse of Astraylzenika.

As to item... she gets a crowbar.

A really durable crowbar

mind you, but it's a crowbar.

Straight metal hexogonal rod, "shepard's crook" end with a fork on one end, and a slightly bent fork on the other. Made of titanium, because that's like really fancy and shit.

Ardor Cadency with the freshly-decapitated body of Ardor Cadency.

She has, in her inventory, a...

Quote :

foun·tain pen
noun

a pen with a reservoir or cartridge from which ink flows continuously to the nib.

A nondescript pen by appearance. It gives the impression of being outdated but is still in good condition, although showing signs of consistent usage. Its casing is made of wood (the polish is starting to buff out), its nib still sharp (enough to draw blood).

As quoted above, a fountain pen is a pen with a reservoir or cartridge from which ink flows continuously to the nib.

It is also remarkably good at crossing things out.

A tool with one end resembling a shovel (perhaps a spear if viewed at an angle). The other end is hooked, good for prying or hacking at things maybe. Made of a fairly resilient lightweight metallic alloy. Covered in lots and lots of scratches.