Mundane Madness

Alpha Protocol was once an agent for the most powerful intelligence agency in Equestria, but soon left and found himself working as a private investigator. It was a job he thought would be fun and full of drama as he helped ponies find loved ones, or solve mysterious cases of thievery and murder.

However, he'll soon find that the task he's taken involves a lot less action and drama than he was expecting. And even though he'd like to refuse these jobs, he has no other way to make ends meet than to accept these annoyingly mundane jobs.
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Ok, so the basic premise of this thread is going to be people all over hiring PI Protocol to investigate the most pointless things they can think of such as: Just where is the remote? Who keeps drinking the milk from the carton? Did I leave the stove on? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

These marvelous misadventures can be as boring or exciting as the clients(you) want them to be. Will most likely take one case at a time.

A minty-green pony wearing a jet-black business-suit knocks on the door. "Excuse me, Alpha Protocol? I have a job for you."
When she was let in, the PI would see was carrying a manilla folder in her dual-toned telekinesis. "I need you to investigate this." she says, setting the folder down.Opening it, she displays several pictures of a large safe and the room it's in. "I need you to crack open this safe, and bring back what's inside. I'm willing to pay you well for this." Inside the folder was a list of the address and warnings, and a few more photos of the various entrances into the house.

Heh, really interested in finding out what's in that safe. What character is this that you're going to use?

You know what, Alpha? I'll throw Clockwork Owl your way. He's lost his mouse Reginald and it's up to you to find him.

Ok, I put up the thread. I'll try to keep each case short, bUT enjoyable. And I'll be taking them in the order I get them until they're solved, which means Lolk is up first, then Stat and whoever else wants to join.